On Jordan’s stormy banks I stand, And cast a wishful eye, To Canaan’s fair and happy land, Where my possessions lie. All o’er those wide extended plains Shines one eternal day; There God the Son forever reigns, And scatters night away. (Chorus) I am bound, I am bound, I am bound for the … Continue reading In Response to Dallas
Today let us examine one of the great mysteries considered by parents everywhere. It's one of the truly baffling baffles which ever baffled a baffler, (shout-out to Dr. Seuss). Scientists have pondered. Investigators have investigated. Physicists have physicized. Journalists have journaled. Politicians have put forth legislation. Instructors have instructed. All around the world the great and mighty, … Continue reading The Mystery of Children
When Abraham intercedes for Sodom and God tells Abraham to keep writing.
I previously wrote about Thomas Lee, the little boy at the pool whose name I heard 52,000 times within a half hour period because his mother kept saying his name over and over again. I also spoke about the dangers of cell phone parenting. Good news! We were lucky to see old Thomas Lee again at … Continue reading Thomas Lee Returns & I’m Warning You
Kidneys in the body of Christ don't get a lot of love, but they should.
(The names have been changed to protect the annoying). Yesterday the family and I went to the pool. There we were introduced to little Thomas Lee. How do I know his name was Thomas Lee? Because his mother said his name over 7000 times while we were at the pool. “Thomas Lee, don’t you run … Continue reading Thomas Lee and Cell Phone Parenting
"And thus whenever God wants to make people godly and strong that He gives them everything they ever wanted, lots of money, all the Cheetos they could ever eat, and keeps them from any difficulty, illness, or disappointment. God knows this is the best way to create people of patience, perseverance, and integrity..." - 1st Opinions 5:24. FYI: 1st … Continue reading God gives us pain instead of Cheetos
ET was a movie made in 1982 by Steven Spielberg about an alien, (E.T., The Extra-Terrestrial), who crash landed on earth, made friends with a boy named Elliot, scared Drew Barrymore, ate Reese's Pieces, phoned home, rode on a flying bike, and then got on his spaceship and went home. It's really much better than the description … Continue reading You Are E.T.
For today's reading enjoyment we are going to observe the language patterns of the North American parent. For those of you without children, just sit back and laugh at us.The following are statements regular stated by parents to children: "Stop whatever it is you are doing." - This is usually said when multiple children are … Continue reading Things Parents Say to their Children, Part 1
What do you call someone who talks to themselves all the time? I'm not talking about asking yourself where you left your keys; we all do that. I mean someone who literally has full conversations with themselves as if they were not one individual, but two separate people. We usually call those people crazy. Christians … Continue reading Christians should be a bit nuts.