God gives us pain instead of Cheetos

"And thus whenever God wants to make people godly and strong that He gives them everything they ever wanted, lots of money, all the Cheetos they could ever eat, and keeps them from any difficulty, illness, or disappointment. God knows this is the best way to create people of patience, perseverance, and integrity..." - 1st Opinions 5:24. FYI: 1st … Continue reading God gives us pain instead of Cheetos

You Are E.T.

ET was a movie made in 1982 by Steven Spielberg about an alien, (E.T., The Extra-Terrestrial), who crash landed on earth, made friends with a boy named Elliot, scared Drew Barrymore, ate Reese's Pieces, phoned home, rode on a flying bike, and then got on his spaceship and went home. It's really much better than the description … Continue reading You Are E.T.