For today's reading enjoyment we are going to observe the language patterns of the North American parent. For those of you without children, just sit back and laugh at us.The following are statements regular stated by parents to children: "Stop whatever it is you are doing." - This is usually said when multiple children are … Continue reading Things Parents Say to their Children, Part 1

What do you call someone who talks to themselves all the time? I'm not talking about asking yourself where you left your keys; we all do that. I mean someone who literally has full conversations with themselves as if they were not one individual, but two separate people. We usually call those people crazy. Christians … Continue reading Christians should be a bit nuts.